Title: Retroactive Brilliance
Fandom: Voltron
Pairing: Shiro/Keith
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,630
Warnings: CRACK AND SAUCINESS
Summary: In an act of extremely thirsty desperation, Keith hatches a plan.
Author's Note: You can blame this on Snapchat filters, my beautiful friend, and my lack of impulse control. Whatever you do, don't read it. :'D

( Keith was out of ideas.  None of his extremely subtle hints seemed to be landing; he had to try a different tack. )

Title: Choose Your Own Rainbow
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: pre-Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 15,600
Warnings: language; absurdity; I did, like, two Google searches on some of this stuff and then left it at that because Roy is kind of a poser anyway?; this needs a lot more editing but ain't nobody got time for that; modern AU
Summary: ( Read more... )

Title: 51% Problem Child (Chapter 1)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairings: Roy/Ed, Al/Alfons (HELLS YEAH), Hawkeye/Ross; featuring various characters from Brotherhood as well as '03 because all canons should fear me
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 23,850
Warnings: language, teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me, canonsmash, crack and ( Read more... )

Title: Sometimes Shit Happens (and It's Not Anybody's Fault, Okay)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Al, Miles/Alfons, Ed/batshit
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7,760
Warnings: language; cocaína; Al may still be underage depending on your geographical location, so there's that; steamy sexual activity
Summary: Following on after Classifieds and ( Read more... )

Title: Boy, We're Free
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Miles/Alfons, further Al swooning over Roy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,800
Warnings: language, sexual content, substance abuse (on the part of the characters and the author)
Summary: [Follows on after Classifieds.] Alfons goes to pick up his drunk boyfriend. Except that he doesn't have a ( Read more... )

Title: Classifieds
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: (hilaaaaaariously unrequited) Roy/Al, Miles/Alfons
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,200
Warnings: crack; Al is a little shit (who endorses shotacon); brief language; innuendo for the lulz; have I mentioned I suck at speedfic?
Prompt: this is all the fault of Phindus's completely flawless modern-day ( Read more... )

Title: Qualified
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/girl!Ed if you squint
Rating: light PG-13
Word Count: 760
Warnings: language galore; general lasciviousness on the parts of (a) Roy, (b) Havoc, (c) the author
Prompt: Kyri made me do it
Summary: Orbin's interview does not exactly go according to plan.
Author's Note: …okay, I did it entirely ( Read more... )

Title: Raining Cats and Dogs
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: (sorta) Roy/neko!Al
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,275
Warnings: language, crack, NEKO (WHAT AM I DOING), minor spoilers for '03/CoS 'verse
Prompt: courtesy of Hales, who is going to be the death of my fanfic reputation wait I don't have one me
Summary: Roy is woken in the middle of the ( Read more... )

Title: 65% Cocky Bastard
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairing: Team Mustang, Ed, Al, and Alfons, with a smudge of Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,750
Warnings: language, oh my God a high school AU really, general immaturity
Prompt: this effing post jfdksljflsa
Summary: Roy is on the high school homestretch with his sanity intact… right ( Read more... )

Title: The Bridegroom: Episode 5
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,860
Warnings: language, sexual situations, blasphemy, general inappropriateness, black-and-orange cocaine
Prompt: fancy dress party at pulped_fictions
Summary: Desperate times call for desperate measures on The Bridegroom.  Good thing Belial is wearing his Big Demon Panties.
Author's Note:  It is so, so ( Read more... )